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Hector Ormano

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[Apr. 19th, 2008|09:06 pm]
Hector Ormano
The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.

I can't stop listening to this. Its beautiful

And here is the most wanted music. Its the most hilarious thing i have heard all week. Possibly month.

[User Picture]From: carpe_diem365
2008-04-20 05:17 am (UTC)
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Thanks, Adam
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[User Picture]From: kick_the_keytar
2008-04-20 07:04 am (UTC)
ty for the drunk dial adam britt
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From: whatacrappyname
2008-04-20 04:58 pm (UTC)
do all your shopping.... at wal-mart.

hey adam
this is jacob
add me back to yo friendz list
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